I was shopping at one of those big massive over-sized warehouse shopping stores, and bought some pre-sliced cheese. This wasn't just any cheese, no, it was pre-sliced massive cheese!!! Anyway, so I bought it, took it home, and for the last two weeks I've been making cheese sandwiches, for snacks. Well yesterday I paid dearly for it... Yes folks, I was constipated like I have never been constipated before in my life! Wholey cow it was painful! I kid you not, this was the pain in the... uh... well... gut. I wasn't hungry, because the blockage was just below the stomach. I barfed early today, and that seemed to help dislodge part of the blockage. Well I hate to say it, butt (and it's a big one), I will not be eating cheese for a while. Oh, I guess that you want to know how I dealt with this problem. Ok, here's what I did:

I have been drinking Prune Juice, cup by cup, until the blockage slowly made it's way down. I also took a Stool Softener pill, and that really did help. The only other thing that I added to this horrible mix, was soda pop. Why? Simple, the carbination helps increase the reaction of the stool softener and prune juice. Besides, I couldn't sleep with all of the abdominal pain, so drinking soda pop seemed only logical...

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