Wretchen Gretchen is our cat, and she is about 13+ years old. She has the bad habbit of barfing on the carpet, at least twice every flippin' day. She not only does this, but she has also been crapping, and barfing, on the concrete floor in the basement. This combined with her steady weight loss means that she has a serious medical problem. We took her to the vet, and he did a basic cat-scan (pun intended), and found that she has an obstruction in her lower digestive tract. She cannot eat solid foods without vomitting, and can only eat wet and solid, foods in small amounts. She is fond of tuna juice, but can only eat tuna in very small amounts. This means that she is ALWAYS hungry. The vet told us that it would be humane to put her down, and spare her the pain of starving to death. Let's face it, in the wild she wouldn't have the advantage of the vet, or the availability of tuna juice. So one of these days we will have her snuffed out, and burry her furry corpse in the back yard. Guess who gets to dig the flippin' hole?... Yup, it's me.