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2009-03-29T16:51:00.000-07:00

In March of 2009 I attempted to upgrade from MicroSoft InterNet Explorer 7 to the more recent version of MicroSoft InterNet Explorer 8. Since I have a Dell computer, running MicroSoft XP, I thought it would be fairly easy to do. I WAS WRONG! After going through the usual steps of downloading, saving, and then installing the new software, I found that MicroSoft InterNet Explorer 8 would NOT let

2009-02-23T20:39:00.000-08:00

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2008-08-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

STAR TRAK(Parody Of Star Trek - The Original Series)This Is Rated R For RAUNCHYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-QaVU9e3ZU

2008-08-02T13:49:00.000-07:00

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2008-05-20T18:44:00.000-07:00

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2008-04-26T13:23:00.000-07:00

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2008-04-25T19:11:00.000-07:00

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2008-04-20T17:47:00.000-07:00

Lip-Synking To Japanese Oldieshttp://www.indavideo.hu/video/Playback_szoveg_nelkulUK UnderWear Commercial #1http://www.indavideo.hu/video/reggelUK UnderWear Commercial #2http://www.indavideo.hu/video/Reggel_3Animated PussyCat Of Doomhttp://www.indavideo.hu/video/BadCatWake Up Sleepy Headhttp://www.indavideo.hu/video/JO_REGGELT_2Wake Up Damn Ithttp://www.indavideo.hu/video/JOOO_REGGELT_Wake Up You

2008-04-20T17:43:00.000-07:00

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2008-04-20T17:38:00.000-07:00

TALL GERMAN WIND BAGhttp://www.veoh.com/videos/v3306255C3eEGrkj DRUNK DRUNK SEX IS A BIG PROBLEM...http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1568515GRgg8qfp&source=similarVideos

2008-04-20T17:36:00.000-07:00

HAPPY FARTING FRENCH PIGGIEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKiDgEnQDiM&feature=relatedWEIRD FRENCH CRAPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rleUO_sJuM0&feature=related

2008-04-20T17:33:00.000-07:00

DEPRESSED UK POLAR BEARShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyKKYpzqOs&feature=relatedPOLAR BEARS LOVE THE SKY (NOT)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxZcfr5yolo&feature=relatedPOLAR BEAR ICE CLIMBINGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMle_-3Cis0&feature=relatedPOLAR BEAR VACATION BLUEShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMawsUFJ9Mc&feature=relatedPOLAR BEAR VS UFO DUDEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr51YruzzFU&

2008-04-20T17:26:00.000-07:00

AMERIQUEST - DONT JUDGE TOO QUICKLYhttp://www.megavideo.com/?v=ITSBB1OFJAPANESE PRANK-A-ROO GAMESHOWhttp://www.megavideo.com/?v=JN3Z7EMDJAPANESE VIBRATING CREAMPIE GAMESHOWhttp://www.megavideo.com/?v=FN2CYFNEJAPANESE HUMAN MALE TETRIS GAMESHOWhttp://www.megavideo.com/?v=104KWAL6JAPANESE MALE TOUNGE TWISTER GAMESHOW - OUCH!http://www.megavideo.com/?v=DL2BD1Y8JAPANESE NO-LAUGHING CLASSROOM

2008-04-13T15:01:00.000-07:00

Oruchuban Ebichu 11 - Hamster Dreams(WARNING : Animated Nudity)http://www.veoh.com/videos/v6960806yh3ykj8h

2008-03-19T20:09:00.000-07:00

Numa Numa Song : Version 83001This Song Is Rated Rhttp://www.veoh.com/videos/v64562772tMY9q78

2008-02-24T19:49:00.000-08:00

Carol Burnett Show outTakes - It Doesnet Taste Fishyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kifUvEL4nbU&feature=relatedCarol Burnett Show outTakes - You Light Up My Tubhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPdB4dZfyII&feature=relatedCarol Burnett Show outTakes - Tim Conway's Elephant Storyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY&feature=relatedCarol Burnett Show outTakes - Mama Is On A Rollhttp://

2008-02-17T19:50:00.000-08:00

Star Trek Parody - White Rabbit Music Videohttp://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5990840Star Trek Parody - Stop Action HomeBoy's Crib (YO)http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4553147Star Trek Parody - Family Guy Spoof On Warf's Headhttp://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1306428Star Trek Parody - Beam Me Up

2008-02-17T18:23:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-27T21:07:00.000-08:00

Star Trek - Let's Do The Time Warp Again!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfx8Nc6VKnI&feature=relatedStar Trek - Porno Cannibleshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7XI09P9fUw&feature=relatedStar Trek - Pool Side Back Rubhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-N6Cwhoh_s&NR=1Star Trek - Coffee Shop WiFi Problemshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVov6NJU2tk&feature=relatedStar Trek - Spock Busts A Movehttp://

2008-01-27T21:05:00.000-08:00

Japanese Learning English Through Stoopid Songshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ&feature=relatedJapanese Learning English Through College Torture...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEDoL_PFg6U&NR=1Let's Do The Time Warp AGAINhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iunx2MnvN6oCondom Guyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizJWtJ0xXo&feature=related4 Banned International Commercialshttp://www.youtube.com/

2008-01-14T20:30:00.000-08:00

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2008-01-06T19:22:00.000-08:00

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2007-11-26T17:07:00.000-08:00

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2007-09-19T16:49:00.000-07:00

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2007-08-20T19:03:00.000-07:00

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2006-11-19T12:34:00.000-08:00

Do you like South Park? Some people do, and some people do NOT. Anyway, there are a couple of episodes that I enjoy, one is about STARVIN MARVIN, and the other is called: STARVIN MARVIN IN SPACE! Both are pretty darn funny. You might be able to view them on Yahoo!'s video page, but I went to: http://www.DailyMotion.com and typed Starvin Marvin into the search box, and found what I needed. I was

2006-11-19T12:30:00.000-08:00

After getting my first direct deposit payment from the company that I work for, I signed up for DSL high-speed Internet, and now I cruze the web like a pro. Oh sure, if I could afford a T1 or a T3, or something faster, I would get it. But for now I am quite content with this DSL connection that I have. I have finally learned how to use the different settings on the wireless modem/router, and I

2006-10-12T15:33:00.000-07:00

A month ago I spoke to my local religeous representative, and the topic of jobs came up. He said that he would call someone who specializes in helping people find jobs, and see what he could do. Two weeks later I had not been contacted. So this last weekend he called me in to see him, and he handed me some information on employment. I went to the web site, and found additional job opportunities.I

2006-07-02T19:43:00.000-07:00

For the past few years I have been trying to get a flippin' job, here in Utah, but to no avail. I finally found out that my 'future' employers cannot seem to verify my job history. This is due to the fact that most of my former employers have either gone out of business, or have been bought out. Not only that, but there is usually a high turn over of employees as well. This means that when they

2006-07-02T19:41:00.000-07:00

A few nights ago, some teenagers were setting off fireworks in my neighborhood, at the intersection closest to the place where I live. I would not have minded, but the noise started at about 2-am, and didn't stop until 4-am! YIKES

2006-07-02T19:38:00.000-07:00

Do you belong to the CHURCH OF THE MONTH CLUB? You could try one religon every calendar month, and when you find one, tell others... (Yea right!)

2006-01-11T09:11:00.000-08:00

Do you know what I would like to see happen? I would like to have stores like COSTCO, Sams Club, and other big box stores, sell Internet access with pre-packaged software. It would be very simple for Microsoft, AOL, NetZero, Juno, and all of the other Internet providers, to increase their sales in this area.Imagine having a section in the computer software area of your favorite store, which sell

2006-01-05T21:59:00.000-08:00

Yes folks, I'm still alive and kicking... I really must ask for your forgiveness, since I have been silent for several months. Well don't worry, I have some juicy tid-bits, and I will update my blog before January-2006 is over.

2005-08-07T16:52:00.000-07:00

WIRELESS CONNECTION LOSTOver a year ago I bought a simple Wireless Connection for my desktop computer system, and for a reasonable price, about $100.oo. I have used it almost daily, and have tapped into various Internet connections, which are fairly fast. I have found music online, as well as news, cartoons, photos, software updates, and many other things. It has been a fun and free ride through

2005-07-26T18:30:00.000-07:00

Dreams are weird, aren't they? Over the years I've had some really unusual dreams, but I've mostly kept them to myself. Let's face it, who cares about the meaning of dreams anyway? There are so many people, giving so many different meanings, that dreams can be or not be, anything that someone wants them to be. Having said that, I want to share a recent dream that I had...I dreamt that Earth was

2005-06-13T23:19:00.000-07:00

I was having yet another birthday, and as a gift I got some money. I bought a $20.oo haircut, two pair of $8.oo flip-flops, and with the remaining cash I decided to buy myself a DVD-RW burner for my old Windows-98 computer system. Yea I know, I should step into the future, and buy a Windows-XP. Well DUH! If I could afford a new computer system, I wouldn't be spending my hard earned birthday cash

2005-05-17T20:48:00.000-07:00

I am REALLY pissed (pardon my french) because one of my favorite shows was cancelled. I like to watch sci-fi on TV, and I watch Star Trek : Enterprise. It has a good to very good base of viewers, and was really beginning to hit it's stride. It was cancelled once before, but it came back to life, after the network was told how many money the sponsers would loose. Fans of Star Trek, or for that

2005-04-23T13:46:00.000-07:00

I complained to my doctor recently about some abdominal bloating, and he recommended that I get a colonoscopy, to look for problems. I wasn't too thrilled about this piece of advice, however, I did want to know what the problem was, so I agreed to it. A colonoscopy is when a doctor puts a small camera, about the shape of your little finger, up your butt. Naturally it has a 10 foot cord connected

2005-04-08T08:19:00.000-07:00

As you may know, I like to write Parody Lyrics, however, I get ideas for songs at the most inconvenient times. No kidding, I could be driving around, running errands, and get an idea for a song, but I cannot pull over to write the idea down. Another example could be me on the phone, talking long distance with someone, and not be able to pause the conversation to write down a few verses or stanzas

2005-03-21T14:11:00.000-08:00

I was shopping at one of those big massive over-sized warehouse shopping stores, and bought some pre-sliced cheese. This wasn't just any cheese, no, it was pre-sliced massive cheese!!! Anyway, so I bought it, took it home, and for the last two weeks I've been making cheese sandwiches, for snacks. Well yesterday I paid dearly for it... Yes folks, I was constipated like I have never been

2005-03-05T19:53:00.000-08:00

I woke up in the middle of the night, to a bad back ache, and I had to force myself to get out of bed, and find some aspirin. I threw back the covers, sat up, stood up, and put on a robe. I walked down the hall, looking like a sleepy zombie, and made my way to the kitchen. I found the aspirin, and some milk. After taking one aspirin, I put the milk away, and sat down on the couch, and waited for

2005-02-07T07:35:00.000-08:00

Last night it SNOWed again. I usually snows about once every 2-3 weeks, but only a little bit. This time, however, it dumped a several inches on the ground. You know who is going to be shovelling the darn stuff up, don't you? Yup, it's me. Here I am, the fat guy of Utah, getting ready to shovel his brains out... Oh well, maybe I'll have a massive heart attack, and drop dead on the spot. Hey, then

2005-02-06T12:31:00.000-08:00

Now that the holidays and New Years, are fully over, I found that I've lost about 20 flippin' pounds! WOW I wonder if this means that I can now eat more food... Ok, it doesn't mean that, and I would just be kidding myself, if I did start eating more. I have tried diets, diet pills, diet groups, and every time that I loose weight, I manage to gain it back, along with an extra 20+ pounds. I am

2005-01-22T12:54:00.000-08:00

I went to the USPS appointment, and there was only ONE other RCA candidate there with me. The other person was a woman in her mid 20's, who was already employeed as a temporary USPS driver. She wanted to stay where she was, and didn't want to transfer to the area that I was looking into, because it was too far for her to drive. The PostMaster who interviewed the two of us, was also a woman, and

2005-01-06T14:42:00.000-08:00

On the first Tuesday of 2005 I went to get a Blood Draw, so that the doctor could see how many blood problems I have. I went in, took a number, filled out the usual paperwork, and waited for the horrible needles of pain to arrive... Finally a nurse took me to the blood draw area, and she asked which arm I wanted poked. I told her that her arm would be OK with me. She wasn't amused. We finally

2004-12-31T12:15:00.000-08:00

Today is the last day of the year. (Oh whoopie...) I have decided to get my GB surgery taken care of, and as a result of that, I am holding off on accepting a job at the USPS for the temporary part-time position of RCA (Rural Carrier Associate). I feel that having the surgery, and recovering from it, is perhaps a far greater goal, as opposed to a short term goal of employment for the government.

2004-12-09T15:10:00.000-08:00

Today I went to my USPS appointment, to apply for the position of RCA (Rural Carrier Associate). If accepted, I would deliver US mail to hundreds of locals, using my own car, not their vehicles. This is a temporary probationary job function, and that means that I would deliver mail for the 'regular' postal carriers, when they have their days off, and when they go off on holiday. I would have NO

2004-12-08T14:37:00.000-08:00

I went to the dentist today, and had one filling replaced, and two cavities worked on. A few days before my appointment I asked the dentist for a happy pill. He prescribed one valium for me, and went to the pharmacy and got a generic version of it. So I took the pill today, and here I am at the dentist's office. His nurse asked if I wanted nitrous gas, and I said yes. A little bit late the nurse

2004-11-30T18:36:00.000-08:00

I saw the doctor yesterday, and found out that my Blood-Pressure was 160 over 110. I'm guessing that this means that my blood pressure is a bit high... Ok, really-really high! Anyway, he put me on some medications, and told me to cut out salt, candy, liquor, and smoking. I don't drink or smoke, and I'm not too fond of candy. I do eat a lot of fast foods, like double hamburgers, whole chickens,

2004-11-28T19:56:00.000-08:00

On Monday I'll see a doctor, and start the process to work toward getting GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY I hope to loose about 200-275 pounds of extra ME... No kidding, when I'm in the mall, people think that I am one of the exibits. YEOW! Anyway, I've been checking this surgery out, and I know that I want to drop a lot of weight, and join the normal weight crowd. Besides that, employers do NOT like to

2004-11-08T18:36:00.000-08:00

When I like to relax, I usually go to the computer, and play my favorite game: PACMAN. Oh sure, it's nothing like the actual video game. I downloaded a FREE version off of the Internet, and boot-up the game whenever things are slow, and I'm playing PacMan. It's a SWF file, which means it's a Shock-Wave-Flash game. It doesn't take up very much memory, so it's easy to eMail to other people. If you

2004-11-02T14:06:00.000-08:00

Today is the day of the voter, and I voted! I got off of my fat butt, went down to my local library, and voted my brains out. Ok, well not really all of my brains, but most of them... Anyway, it was fairly easy, since I've been keeping up on the various issues, and meaningless dribble of each candidate, both local and national. It never seems logical for one or more candidates to rail against his

2004-10-29T17:20:00.000-07:00

Today is a day that took me by surprise. The powers that be decided that Wretchen Gretchen, the household cat, would be put to sleep. I had expected to have at least some advance notice, but that wan't the case. I was sitting on the couch when Gretchen's master brought in her 'Cat Taxi' from the garage. Gretchen was laying next to me, since I'm the one who feeds her the most, her ears perked up,

2004-10-22T13:56:00.000-07:00

For the last week or so, I've had the FLU. Oh I don't mind getting sick now and then, but I cough so hard, that my lungs ache, and it's difficult to breath. After coughing I get head aches, and I can feel the pounding of blood in my head. I almost barfed once, when the pain was so intense. Anyway, if this is the 'trick or treat' season, then this was quite a trick...

2004-10-03T10:48:00.000-07:00

Well boys and girls, it's October, and that means that I can finally take off my mask, and let the demon out... Oh I'm kidding about the mask. (or am I?) When I lived in a small mountain community, in the northern part of USA, the trick or treaters were few and far between. Now that I am back in Salt Lick City, it seems that the little rug rats are here everywhere! I open the door, and I see six

2004-09-19T22:22:00.000-07:00

One of my hobbies is to write PARODY LYRICS, similar to those heard on comedy music records, CDs, or Internet downloads. If you've heard of Spike Jones, Dr. Demento, or Weird Al Yankovic, then you probably have an idea what type of music I'm talking about. Anyway, I have about 100 songs ready to publish, and nearly 1,200 other songs that are on the back burner, for further editing... I don't have

2004-09-08T14:31:00.000-07:00

Well folks it finally happened... Wretchen Gretchen barfed on MY carpet, in MY room, when I was doing some shopping. Wholey crap! I came home, made a pit stop at the restroom, washed my hands, unloaded the groceries from the car, and went to MY room. Little Miss Barfs Alot had left a splat of barf at the foot of MY bed, on MY floor. This is the first time this has happened, and I am not pleased

2004-08-26T16:38:00.000-07:00

After I went to get some 'warmed over' chicken thighs from the store, I cooked some frozen waffles in the toaster. I wasn't paying attention to them, and they were burned. How burned were they? Well, have you ever heard of the phrase : 'burnt offering'? Yup, there was quite a bit of smoke from this food in the kitchen. Lucky for me, there was a high volume exhaust vent installed in the kitchen,

2004-08-16T11:23:00.000-07:00

It has been decided to let the furry little fur-ball live, at least until winter arrives. Personally, if it were my decesion, I would have the cat sent to a veteranarian, put to sleep, and have her body destroyed by the veteranarian. Let's face it, I don't like the idea of putting anything in the back yard that doesn't grow the lawn, or produce leaves...

2004-07-29T12:46:00.000-07:00

Wretchen Gretchen is our cat, and she is about 13+ years old. She has the bad habbit of barfing on the carpet, at least twice every flippin' day. She not only does this, but she has also been crapping, and barfing, on the concrete floor in the basement. This combined with her steady weight loss means that she has a serious medical problem. We took her to the vet, and he did a basic cat-scan (pun

2004-07-18T15:01:00.000-07:00

I am still working with the WIRELESS connection which I have. I access the wireless connection through my adapter card, and hey presto I have Internet access. Oh sure, they could encrypt or password protect their signal(s), but they don't, so here I am...

2004-07-09T14:47:00.000-07:00

A few days ago I had to buy a new hard drive, because the I had SEVERAL software conflicts. Now don't get me wrong, I'm fairly good at fixing those types of problems, but this was just too much for me to handle. I had to have the new hard drive installed, and then I put the old hard drive as the 'slave' hard drive. Once in, they installed MS Win98 for me, and at no extra cost! WOW! Anyway, I

2004-06-30T18:08:00.000-07:00

Well I'm still looking for a JOB. I went to the Utah Dept. Of WorkForce Services (aka : Job Service), and went to a workshop for 40+ adults. The class was a bit slow, but there were things that I will use in my quest for a stable pay check. I plan to go again tomorrow, and finish up that workshop. The only thing worse than having no job, is being homeless. I am doing my best NOT to have that

2004-06-27T13:17:00.000-07:00

Well my freakin' hard drive wearing out. I keep getting messages about a head crash error, so I am backing up as much of the information as I can. Now the CD burner isn't working! Wholey crapola. I'm going to check to see if my Iomega Zip drive still functions, since it is my back up storage device. Oh yea, now the computer isn't communicating with my wireless device. As soon as I save up some

2004-06-15T18:59:00.000-07:00

Well I ordered a NetGear WAG311 wireless adapter, and I am currently connected to the Internet. COOL! I have no idea whose connection I am using, but it is working for me.

2004-06-03T08:56:00.000-07:00

I am considering getting a Wireless Adapter for my desktop computer. I have been searching the Internet for the last two months, and I have ended up with two possible choices: 3com - 3CRDAG675 - A-B-G, 98 & XP, 3 Years, $85.oo NetGear - WAG311NA - A-B-G, 98 & XP, 3 Years, $95.oo Both are very good choices, but I am leaning towards the NetGear choice. I found both listed at PriceGrabber's web

2004-05-19T17:38:00.000-07:00

Today I had my dental appointment. It was suppose to be about 2 weeks ago, but the dental lady got mono... YIKES! The night before I made certain to eat junk food, and drink soda pop and buttermilk. I know what you're thinking, and you are right, I should have had a slice of onion as well. So I went to the dentist's office, much like a lamb to the slaughter. She took me to the back room, away

2004-05-03T23:34:00.000-07:00

I have a dental appointment in a day or two, and I am NOT looking forward to it. My mouth is like a land mine of gross dental goo. I suppose that my goal, dentally speaking, is to have false teeth some day, but I was told that they would be VERY expensive. To pull each an every tooth, I would have to pay about US$1,500.oo per tooth and root canal. I have several borderline teeth, so this poses a

2004-04-30T18:27:00.000-07:00

Today I saw a report on my local TV station about Wireless Wi-Fi users. I learned a little bit about War-Chalking, and also about War-Driving. Did you know that a peron, or a business, with a wireless connection on their desktop computer can be accessed by the general public, under certain conditions? True. Three of the most popular types of Wireless Wi-Fi frequencies are: 802.11a, 802.11b, and

2004-04-25T08:47:00.000-07:00

Well folks, MSN and Quest have teamed up together, and now I am back off line! I don't know how or why, but I cannot get into my MSN account. Ok, actually I am part of a relative's MSN account, but I seem to be locked out. Maybe when MSN and Quest updated the log-on process, my account administrator (my relative) needed to have their account updated too. Anyway, I am off line, and I'm seriously

2004-04-18T12:58:00.000-07:00

Today is Sunday, and I didn't sleep well last night, so I decided to treat myself to some extended sleep. Last night I went to bed at about midnight, but I woke up at about 5:30am for a bathroom break, and later washed my hands. Several minutes later I went to the kitchen and gave the cat some milk. It's weird how she purrs while she is drinking milk. After that I went back to sleep, and didn't

2004-04-15T11:34:00.000-07:00

Today is Tax Day. Yup, it's the dreaded IRS time of year, when a certain government agency takes a pound of economic flesh. Since I'm currently between jobs, my 'flesh' is basically skin and bone. I usually live in constant fear of being audited, even though I always file my taxes each and every year.

2004-04-12T21:33:00.000-07:00

Listen Up Folks I am running behind on doing my BLOGS, so I have decided to cut back to once or twice each week. This will cut down on the amount of typing I have to do each day, and I can get more sleep at night... Yea, I need my beauty sleep. LOL

2004-04-08T12:23:00.000-07:00

Last night I had a weird dream. I drempt that I lived in an airport control tower, in the middle of a flat desert wilderness. If that isn't strange all by it self, then what happened next was certanly odd. As I looked out of the BIG windows could see what appeared to be a massive swarm, coming directly in front of my airport controll tower home. They were in the distance, about 10 miles away,

2004-04-07T12:07:00.000-07:00

Tuesday's Blog I let the cat out, so she could go barf outside somewhere in the back yard. As I opened the screen door, her tiny little furry nose was pressed right up against the door. Once fully open, she bounded outside through grass, and toward her rolling place. She likes to roll around in the dust and dirt for several long minutes, and then she returns to the grass. It was an overcast day,

2004-04-05T15:15:00.000-07:00

In the mail today, I received a notice from the trash-can people. They are replacing all of our dark green plastic rubbish containers, for dark gray containers. According to the notice, another company has the same color, so they don't want to confuse each other when trash pick-up day arrives. The bright side is that there is no charge for the switch.

2004-04-04T10:58:00.000-07:00

Today is Sunday, the day of rest. That's some what ironic, since I lost an hour with the time change over night. Sleep apnea takes away my sleep, but now I have to give up this hour of sleep, on a weekend, just because it's the popular thing to do. If you thought I was grumpy before, well today is worse. Oh, and the cat emptied her stomach on the carpet. This is almost as bad as a monday...

2004-04-03T14:17:00.000-08:00

Today I slept in until my back began to ache. I sat up, groaned, and then stood up. The cat must have heard me, because she began to meow her little furry head off. Yes, Wretchin' Gretchen is awake and ready to puke on the carpet. I put on a robe, walked down the hall, like some monster from a silent movie, and slipped into the bathroom. A few minutes later I washed my hands, and looked for the

2004-04-02T19:48:00.000-08:00

Well it's friday. I cannot find the show called Wonder Falls. It seems that they have moved it to another day, and didn't tell me. Well that's the last straw, heads will roll, heads will ROLL! Sorry, I've had way too much caffeine today. Yup, over three liters of soda pop. At least I'm awake...

2004-04-01T22:13:00.000-08:00

It was about 11:11-pm when I took off all of my clothes, except for my flip-flops, and ran NAKED through the women's section of Nordstroms, here in Salt Lick City, Utah. Nobody seemed to notice me, or even call security. So I went downstairs to the food court, and demanded a tripple cheeseburger without buns. I got it, and ran away. The clerk at the food court simply shrugged, and went back to

2004-04-01T22:06:00.000-08:00

Wednesday's Blog On wednesday I found out that Star Trek : Enterprise, Buffy The Vampire Killer, Smallville, and Angel, were all re-runs! @#$%^&*! Pardon my french. Look, I don't mind seeing one or two re-runs a year, but just like a vampire, I like fresh meat! What a let down... Thursday's Blog Today is genealogy class. Durring class I almost fell asleep because I have sleep apnea. I was on

2004-03-30T09:56:00.000-08:00

Today I need to buy gasoline for the car. The flippin' cost of gas has almost gone up to $2.oo per gallon! Darn those oil companies. Actually, as fate would have it, Americans have it fairly good, in terms of cost of fuel. Most other countries have to pay up to US$5.oo per gallon of gas. So I really shouldn't complain.

2004-03-29T15:36:00.000-08:00

It's Monday again, and that means gargabe day. But in the mean time however, I'll be searching the Internet for LYRICS to use as a source for my future PARODY LYRICS. So far I have about 100+ lyrics that are ready to be published, and another 1,200+ misc. lyrics which I work on in my spare time. I make fun of almost everything, such as : Religion, daily life, holidays, job occupations, bodily

2004-03-28T10:19:00.000-08:00

Today is Sunday, and that means that I had to get up at 6-am to drive someone to church by 9-am. Now you're wondering why it takes so long for me to get up, and get ready. Well it's simple, I need an hour to get over the shock of getting up, and then I need another two hours to get up to speed. Any questions?...

2004-03-27T17:03:00.000-08:00

Friday's Blog A neighbor in my neighobrhood asked me to stop over, and help him with his wood project. So I put on some grubby clothes, and went to his house. He has a wood-shop in his garage, and was putting together a chess set for his kids. Later, he showed me his entertainment center, located in his basement. He even has a pinball game, and a pool table. Saturday's Blog I had a difficult

2004-03-25T09:29:00.000-08:00

Yup, I missed Wednesday's Blog. Hey, well at least I'm consistant. I had to vacuum and shampoo the carpet, because the cat barfed all over the place. The cat's name is Wretchin' Gretchen. She is a female (Duh), and she is about 12 or 13 years old. She no longer chases after mice, or challenges other cats to fight her. Most of her time is spent sleeping, and resting. Thursday's Blog Today is

2004-03-23T16:15:00.000-08:00

Today the garbage trucks came to take away the rubbish, and the semi-trashy recycle garbage. It's weird for me to recycle because I separate the papers, plastics, glasses, and metals into their sacks and bags, however, the recycle dude just dumps it all into one bin. Everything is mixed into one area, and all of my work to separate the different items is simply a useless proceedure. I wonder if I

2004-03-22T22:37:00.000-08:00

Ok, I missed the weekend Blog, so here's what happened: SATURDAY - BLOG Woke up late, since I stayed up until about 2-am, while I was on the Internet. Once up I got out of bed, put on a robe, stumbled down the hallway, and headed to the restroom. Two hours later I was ready for the day, so I had a corndog, and a glass of milk. Hey, I'm not the poster child for good healthy eating habbits...

2004-03-19T19:03:00.000-08:00

WHOLEY COW, I'M BACK ON LINE! Are you as stunned as I am? Well you should be. I'm sitting in front of my computer, after just eating two corn-dogs, and drinking about 3 liters of soda-pop. A few days ago I attended a genealogy class. This was the second class of five. It seems fairly straight forward, but it doesn't hurt to learn from others. I was hoping to watch Joan Of Arcadia, or maybe

2002-10-25T20:19:00.000-07:00

Since I'm between jobs, I'll be OFF LINE for some time. My America Off Line (A-Oh-L) connection is going to lapse, and will be terminated soon. I will miss our daily visits, however, you can always look through the ARCHIVES listed on this site. When I get back here again, I will be more than happy to continue entering information here. Until then, bye. >~Edmund Tiberious Stendall~<

2002-10-24T20:40:00.000-07:00

Today I went to one of those BIG membership warehouse places, in Salt Lick City, Utah, and I was amazed at the massive amount XMAS crap that they had for sale. There was crap here, there was crap there, and there was XMAS crap in every flipping part of their warehouse! Now as you probably know, I’m not to keen on the holidays, and XMAS is the worst one for me. I hate the stupid songs, and crappy

2002-10-23T21:26:00.000-07:00

I found out today that I snore LOUDLY when I’m asleep. I placed a tape recorder near the head of my bed to record any noises. It was voice activated tape recorder that was set to record the louder noises in my bedroom. The next morning (today), I rewound the tape, and was amazed to hear the sound of chain-saws… My doctor said that reducing my weight would help end the sounds at night. Also, if a

2002-10-22T10:54:00.000-07:00

As I look out of my window, I can see the yellowish dry leaves falling off of the tree limbs. The yard is littered with leaves! Here a leaf, there a leaf, and somewhere else a leaf. I’m not going to rake the lawn just yet, since some of the trees still have some leaves in them. With my luck, if I did rake today the yard would be filled with leaves, from tomorrow’s wind storm. So this is a good

2002-10-22T10:47:00.000-07:00

MONDAY'S BLOG: Yesterday I had a stomach ache, and I my appetite was gone. It must have been the TV-dinner that I ate last night. It did taste a little funny (not funny ha-ha), and I kept waking up during the night with a bad case of gas. It’s a good thing that I don’t smoke, since my bedroom would have exploded, due to the excessive flagellation. I did notice that the cat had passed out, or

2002-10-20T19:50:00.000-07:00

I was watching TV today, and flipping through the channels, when I saw it, and I just had to laugh at it. It was some sort of religious channel on TV. A large hairy man was jumping, or rather bouncing, around the stage, and talking about God. While he was doing this, he was yelling his message, as if he was hopped up on drugs, while wearing tight underwear. (I was just guessing about that part.)

2002-10-19T09:42:00.000-07:00

Outside I can hear the sounds of rug-rats (children), riding their large plastic bicycles and trikes, up and down the sidewalk. Since I live on a corner, I get to hear all of the noises of the cars, and children, and their plastic toys. It's at times like this that I almost wish that I had a pit bull dog, or a really BIG dog in the yard. That would make those little buggers think twice about

2002-10-18T09:51:00.000-07:00

After I woke up this morning, I knew that it was time to replace the old water heater in the basement. How did I know this? half way through this morning's shower, the freakin' water temperature became quite COLD. It was almost like getting an over-dose of caffeine. I had the shakes, but I knew I had to finish the shower, so I went into double-time mode, and rushed through the remainder of the

2002-10-16T23:09:00.000-07:00

Why am still awake? Well, I cannot get to sleep like a normal person, and have a good night's rest, because of Sleep Apnea. It's a real bugger, and it's keeping me awake. Even if I do get to sleep, I'll be waking UP again, and again, and then I'll wake up mean and angry. It wouldn't be so bad if I were staying up by choice, and not because of a medical condition. OY!

2002-10-16T11:39:00.000-07:00

I was watching an old episode of COPS, and some guy was caught with illegal drug residue in his car. The two police officers tested the residue, and it’s results were positive. Even with this evidence in front of them, they sill decided to let the person go, since he didn’t have any arrest record. HOW STUPID IS THAT? It seems to me that if someone has illegal drugs, or even illegal drug residue,

2002-10-15T21:25:00.000-07:00

I took a nap today, after watching one of MTV's DeathMatch claymation episodes. In my dream, the cast of Friends were beating the crap out of some soap opera cast. The argument that started the fight goes something like this: Soap Opera = "You're a soap opera" and then the Friends replies = "No we're not. We're a comedy." Anyway, this lame excuse for a dream is what I had to endure during my nap.