Last night it
SNOWed again. I usually snows about once every 2-3 weeks, but only a little bit. This time, however, it dumped a several inches on the ground. You know who is going to be shovelling the darn stuff up, don't you? Yup, it's me. Here I am, the fat guy of Utah, getting ready to shovel his brains out... Oh well, maybe I'll have a massive heart attack, and drop dead on the spot. Hey, then I wouldn't need to get any type of surgery! Add to that a cremation, instead of being buried, and I'm out of here, without a trace.
Now that the holidays and New Years, are fully over, I found that I've lost about
20 flippin' pounds! WOW I wonder if this means that I can now eat more food... Ok, it doesn't mean that, and I would just be kidding myself, if I did start eating more.
I have tried diets, diet pills, diet groups, and every time that I loose weight, I manage to gain it back, along with an extra
20+ pounds. I am starting to resemble the 'love child' of the Uniroyal-Man, and the Incredible Hulk... I have more spare tires around my waiste, than Firestone has. If I am able to get this Gastric Bypass surgery, perhaps I can drop 100-200 pounds within 2-3 years. My main health concerns would decrease, and I could start to look like a normal person.
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