One of my hobbies is to write
PARODY LYRICS, similar to those heard on comedy music records, CDs, or Internet downloads. If you've heard of Spike Jones, Dr. Demento, or Weird Al Yankovic, then you probably have an idea what type of music I'm talking about. Anyway, I have about 100 songs ready to publish, and nearly 1,200 other songs that are on the back burner, for further editing... I don't have the money to publish, and it would cost me between US
$10,000.
oo and US
$20,000.
oo for a 'self-publish' project to get off the ground. Since I don't like XMAS songs, I have quite a few parodies about them, or using them to make fun of something else. Why do I pick on XMAS songs? Simple, every flippin' year it's the same old songs! Over and over, and over and over again. If that's not bad enough, those crappy XMAS singers force people to listen to their worn out singing. It's enough to make a guy wanna HURT santa...
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