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Friday, October 25, 2002
Since I'm between jobs, I'll be OFF LINE for some time. My America Off Line (A-Oh-L) connection is going to lapse, and will be terminated soon. I will miss our daily visits, however, you can always look through the ARCHIVES listed on this site. When I get back here again, I will be more than happy to continue entering information here. Until then, bye.
>~Edmund Tiberious Stendall~<
Thursday, October 24, 2002
Today I went to one of those BIG membership warehouse places, in Salt Lick City, Utah, and I was amazed at the massive amount XMAS crap that they had for sale. There was crap here, there was crap there, and there was XMAS crap in every flipping part of their warehouse! Now as you probably know, I’m not to keen on the holidays, and XMAS is the worst one for me. I hate the stupid songs, and crappy XMAS decorations, and so when I went to this warehouse to do some shopping, I wasn’t too pleased with it’s heavy handed crappy XMAS displays. I have made it my personal mission in this life, to seek out and collect, anti-XMAS memorabilia for myself, and others. What type of stuff do I look for, and where do I find it? Simple, I usually find stuff at these INTERNET locations:
www.twistedtunes.com
www.mp3.com
Also, if you have a peer-to-peer music downloading program, like a Napster clone, then you can also find PARODY songs, SARCASTIC songs, and COMEDY songs, by typing in these words, and words like these. Some of the songs that are anti-XMAS related are:
BurningDownTheChristmasTree.mp3
ButtCrackerSuite.mp3
CarolOfBarTenders.mp3
ChristmasAtGroundZero.mp3
DysfunctionalFamilyHoliday.mp3
iCameUpOnARoadKillDeer.mp3
ImAJewishChristmasTree.mp3
ItsChristmasAndIWonderWhereIAm.mp3
RummyRockerBoy.mp3
SantaClausIsFoolingAround.mp3
SantasGotAZootSuit.mp3
TheChimneySong.mp3
TheMagicalKingdomOfClause.mp3
WalkingAroundInWomensUnderWear.mp3
WreckTheMalls.mp3
YellowSnow.mp3
Wednesday, October 23, 2002
I found out today that I snore LOUDLY when I’m asleep. I placed a tape recorder near the head of my bed to record any noises. It was voice activated tape recorder that was set to record the louder noises in my bedroom. The next morning (today), I rewound the tape, and was amazed to hear the sound of chain-saws… My doctor said that reducing my weight would help end the sounds at night. Also, if a doctor removed my tonsils, then it would help in the short term as well. Personally, if I had the money for it, I would have Gastric Bypass (GB) surgery to permanently fix my weight problem.
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
As I look out of my window, I can see the yellowish dry leaves falling off of the tree limbs. The yard is littered with leaves! Here a leaf, there a leaf, and somewhere else a leaf. I’m not going to rake the lawn just yet, since some of the trees still have some leaves in them. With my luck, if I did rake today the yard would be filled with leaves, from tomorrow’s wind storm. So this is a good way to justify not doing yard work. Cool.
MONDAY'S BLOG:
Yesterday I had a stomach ache, and I my appetite was gone. It must have been the TV-dinner that I ate last night. It did taste a little funny (not funny ha-ha), and I kept waking up during the night with a bad case of gas. It’s a good thing that I don’t smoke, since my bedroom would have exploded, due to the excessive flagellation. I did notice that the cat had passed out, or perhaps it became comatose… Anyway, I'm doing much better today.
Sunday, October 20, 2002
I was watching TV today, and flipping through the channels, when I saw it, and I just had to laugh at it. It was some sort of religious channel on TV. A large hairy man was jumping, or rather bouncing, around the stage, and talking about God. While he was doing this, he was yelling his message, as if he was hopped up on drugs, while wearing tight underwear. (I was just guessing about that part.) Anyway, it seemed like aerobics for the faithful, with all of the bouncing, and jumping, and yelling, and sweat. Ya know, I can’t help but wonder what would happen if this guy were transported back in time, say about 2,000 years. Would the Romans be just a little bit irritated with his routine, or would they simply ‘cancel’ his act? Hmmmm…
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